Jokes

Eric Morecambe · Post by **Eric Morecambe** » Tue May 10, 2011 2:19 pm

I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

The Supervisor said "Those are pickled onions Eric".

Eric Morecambe · Post by **Eric Morecambe** » Tue May 17, 2011 4:10 pm

My missus came home drunk yesterday afternoon. Whilst getting undressed she fell over and knocked herself out. She was laying there with her lettuce on show, I thought there's no way I'm missing out on an opportunity like this ... so I went fishing!!!!!

Post by **Rascal** » Tue May 17, 2011 4:45 pm

We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Rascal

cjaus · Post by **cjaus** » Tue May 17, 2011 4:47 pm

I can't take much more

cockermadblonde · Post by **cockermadblonde** » Tue May 17, 2011 10:20 pm

LEGGER wrote:Due to the credit crunch i'm now shopping in cheaper supermarkets

I brought some of the korean meatballs from Lidl's the other day

WOW i'm telling you they really are the dogs bol##cks.

where is the like button on here?!!?

Post by **Judy** » Wed May 18, 2011 10:35 am

We could do with a yawn button too!!

pwd · Post by **pwd** » Wed May 18, 2011 10:45 am

Keep em coming Eric

feeling rebellious today

Eric Morecambe · Post by **Eric Morecambe** » Wed May 18, 2011 10:57 am

pwd wrote:Keep em coming Eric
feeling rebellious today

I thank you, and I will keep them coming my friend ...

Eric Morecambe · Post by **Eric Morecambe** » Wed May 18, 2011 11:00 am

Judy, Cockermadblonde, Cjaus & Rascal. Who's who ???

Post by **Judy** » Wed May 18, 2011 11:46 am

This is a gundog training forum, feel free to make useful contributions to the rest of the threads.......

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