I 've been having trouble with my cocker so i took him to a dog trainer for some advice, he told me that he could'nt do anything for me , but suggested i should take him to a animal physiologist.
So i took him along and after the first consultation he suggested that i leave him there for a month.
Today was the day i went back to see how they got on and its not good news.
The physiologist said that after a month of analysis and various tests he has found a condition with my cocker for which there is no known cure
When i asked what the condition was
He replied "he's just a little shit"
Jokes
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cockermadblonde
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although this is in the jokes section I wouldnt be at all surprised about the truth in this!!!!
Happiness is a cocker and a brace of pheasant!
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LEGGER wrote:I 've been having trouble with my cocker so i took him to a dog trainer for some advice, he told me that he could'nt do anything for me , but suggested i should take him to a animal physiologist.
So i took him along and after the first consultation he suggested that i leave him there for a month.
Today was the day i went back to see how they got on and its not good news.
The physiologist said that after a month of analysis and various tests he has found a condition with my cocker for which there is no known cure
When i asked what the condition was
He replied "he's just a little shit"
Shouldn't this be under Charlie's Chatter
Me, Ghillie the Champion, Merlin the Mad. Brittanys were bred as poachers dogs.....They were an extension of the old rogue's arm, trained to look innocent and unprepossessing, all the time plotting, thinking, scheming to make game!
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Eric Morecambe
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Ernie and I got a phone call today to do a show at a Fire Station .
We went down there ...
Turned out it was a bloody hoax ...
We went down there ...
Turned out it was a bloody hoax ...
"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."
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craigavonjoe
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After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back !
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back !
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craigavonjoe
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My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking........And then I saw her face
I thought she was joking........And then I saw her face
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Why men don't write advice columns ......
Got this from the Lab forum ....
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walter
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walter
