I shall share that with the OH - he refers to me as his Sat NAG!!
Sarah xx
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Callthatagundog
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I shall share that with the OH - he refers to me as his Sat NAG!!
Sarah xx
'To err is human, to forgive canine' - with apologies to Alexander Pope
Fifty Shades of Grouse
An old yarn brought up-to-date
Fifty Shades of Grouse..............!!!
Some friends have been going on the same grouse trip for many years.
This year, Peter's wife puts her foot down and tells him that he isn't going. Bitterly disappointed he phones and tells the others that he can't make it.
Two days later, the other guns get to the hotel only to find him sitting in the bar.
"So Peter, how did you talk your missus into letting you come?"
"Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey," she dragged me into our bedroom, and the bed was covered in handcuffs and ropes!
She told me to tie and handcuff her to the bed, so I did.
Then she said, "Do whatever you want."
"So, here I am!"
Fifty Shades of Grouse..............!!!
Some friends have been going on the same grouse trip for many years.
This year, Peter's wife puts her foot down and tells him that he isn't going. Bitterly disappointed he phones and tells the others that he can't make it.
Two days later, the other guns get to the hotel only to find him sitting in the bar.
"So Peter, how did you talk your missus into letting you come?"
"Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey," she dragged me into our bedroom, and the bed was covered in handcuffs and ropes!
She told me to tie and handcuff her to the bed, so I did.
Then she said, "Do whatever you want."
"So, here I am!"
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Re: Jokes
Too many Springers, and Roxie the black cocker.
"You dont own Cockers, you wear them!"
- Another cocker owner.
"There is no Elevator to success. You have to take the Stairs"
- Unknown
"You dont own Cockers, you wear them!"
- Another cocker owner.
"There is no Elevator to success. You have to take the Stairs"
- Unknown
