Dogs - Libby.
This was beaters day but I didn't see much of it. There was only about 2 inches of snow on the ground but my car didn't want to stop as I approached a T junction and I sweated cobs trying to get it to stop before we skidded on ice onto a main road. I managed it but only just. At the next T junction I again had to stop but I began trying to stop much further back . That resulted in me stopping about 4-5 feet back from the white lines but I was very pleased with that extra space just a second later. A lady driver on the main road was trying to turn into my road and her car went into a skid out on the main road which sent it spinning towards mine.....it missed me by inches and then went for a bit of unplanned off-roading into a ditch !
The woman got out of her car screaming curses at it and gave it a boot in the ribs too ......so I knew she was O.K. and continued on towards the shoot !
The estates little roads were icy in places too but I kept below 15 mph and arrived at the meeting place O.K. I was informed by the keeper that since I was ancient and decrepit I would be a "floater." This meant I could stand to shoot at every drive but not among the other lads who had all drawn for which drives to shoot and which to be beaters on. Along with the game cart driver, another "ancient," I was to shoot as a sort of backmarker.
I was wearing gloves but my fingers just got colder and colder the longer I stood there on the edge of a wood waiting for a pheasant to fly over. Then the nearest gun 30-40 yards away shouted, "Over Bill !" at me and I almost blasted a buzzard that glided over to kingdom come ! The man is a good friend of mines but that hadn't stopped him trying to get me to shoot the buzzard ! His only comment when I let loose a flood of lurid curses at him was ....." I was just checking to see if your eyesight is O.K. !"
A moment later a pheasant did fly over him and he missed it. He then said, " I can't believe I missed that !" I at once saw my chance for revenge so I shouted back , " I believe it. You've been firing blanks all your life !" I'm pleased to say that got a laugh from the few other men who heard it.
Some woodpigeons flew over me but they were very high , I tried a couple of shots anyway and missed. The strong winds were my excuse, those pigeons really were motoring along. Then two more came over at about the same height of 50-60 yards and I brought down one of them and received a cheer from a couple of the other lads. The pigeon very nearly fell right into the gamecart so the driver who was shooting from right beside it yelled up to me ,"You missed you auld dud !"
More pigeons came over and then a cock pheasant within easy range but by now ,even though I was wearing gloves, I could not feel my fingers. I failed to find the safety button on the gun in time to shoot at the pigeons and though I did manage to work the safety when the pheasant came over I could not even feel the trigger. A last moment pull on it failed miserably and I missed that easy pheasant.
The drive ended and Libby had behaved perfectly throughout it, she'd just sat there watching making no attempt to run in for the 3 or 4 birds that she had seen falling. I was feeling terrible though, I couldn't feel my hands at all and the wind plus the occasional flurry of snow seemed to be making my body cold too. I informed the other lads nearby that I would be going home and was home by 11.30 a.m.
It took ages to get home. The police had blocked off the same junction the woman had nearly skidded into me at and I had to make a long, long detour ......during which I got lost .....twice !
Ah well, there's always next season ......if I should live so long !
Wullie