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Re: Jokes
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 2:19 pm
by Eric Morecambe
I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",
The Supervisor said "Those are pickled onions Eric".
Re: Jokes
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 4:10 pm
by Eric Morecambe
My missus came home drunk yesterday afternoon. Whilst getting undressed she fell over and knocked herself out. She was laying there with her lettuce on show, I thought there's no way I'm missing out on an opportunity like this ... so I went fishing!!!!!
Re: Jokes
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 4:45 pm
by Rascal
We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Rascal
Re: Jokes
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 4:47 pm
by cjaus
I can't take much more
Re: Jokes
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 10:20 pm
by cockermadblonde
LEGGER wrote:Due to the credit crunch i'm now shopping in cheaper supermarkets
I brought some of the korean meatballs from Lidl's the other day
WOW i'm telling you they really are the dogs bol##cks.
where is the like button on here?!!?
Re: Jokes
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 10:35 am
by Judy
We could do with a yawn button too!!
Re: Jokes
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 10:45 am
by pwd
Keep em coming Eric
feeling rebellious today
Re: Jokes
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 10:57 am
by Eric Morecambe
pwd wrote:Keep em coming Eric
feeling rebellious today
I thank you, and I will keep them coming my friend ...
Re: Jokes
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:00 am
by Eric Morecambe
Re: Jokes
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:46 am
by Judy
This is a gundog training forum, feel free to make useful contributions to the rest of the threads.......
