Man Flu.

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Dawnrazor
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Man Flu.

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Been feeling like a microwaved corpse for a week now, it completely ruined our keepers day last week, I could only manage a girlie half bottle of gin at the meal, everything is a major effort, went out foxing last night for an hour before I admitted defeat and came home a shivering, snottering, whimpering wreck!!!
Women moan about the pain of child birth, pahhhh!!
I'll see your "child birth" and raise a "man flu".
Ggrrrrrrrr.
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Re: Man Flu.

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Ask yourself a question....

How many women 'choose' to have more than one child?

How many men ask for man flu again?

Just saying!

Rm
Dawnrazor
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Re: Man Flu.

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Rough_mut wrote: ↑Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:25 pm Ask yourself a question....

How many women 'choose' to have more than one child?

How many men ask for man flu again?

Just saying!

Rm
Amen!!!!
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Re: Man Flu.

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Yeah looks a doddle to me, you lie there and out it pops, how hard can it be 😁
Muddling along in the hope that one day it starts to make sense.
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Re: Man Flu.

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ips wrote: ↑Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:50 pm Yeah looks a doddle to me, you lie there and out it pops, how hard can it be 😁
I've had spaniels that have had 8 pups in the morning on a wooden bench and would go shooting in the afternoon, a woman has 1 and the whole world has to stop!!!
If they had to go through a week of man flu they'd know all about it!!!
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It's a doddle ! I've seen guppies do it and they just squirt them out maybe 20 at a time. One of the men at yesterday's beaters day is a big local polis man. He's been off his work with man-flu but still managed to crawl out of his bed for beaters day ! :lol:

Wummin have it easy except for when they need to pee oot in the woods ! :lol:

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Re: Man Flu.

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I've had spaniels that have had 8 pups in the morning on a wooden bench and would go shooting in the afternoon, a woman has 1 and the whole world has to stop!!!

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There's an easy answer to that one.....just turn her over and tell her you'd rather have a puppy ! :lol:

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ips
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Re: Man Flu.

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Dawnrazor wrote: ↑Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:01 pm
ips wrote: ↑Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:50 pm Yeah looks a doddle to me, you lie there and out it pops, how hard can it be 😁
I've had spaniels that have had 8 pups in the morning on a wooden bench and would go shooting in the afternoon, a woman has 1 and the whole world has to stop!!!
If they had to go through a week of man flu they'd know all about it!!!
Yep 👍
Man flu is a "propper" illness and should be recognised as such 😜
Muddling along in the hope that one day it starts to make sense.
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Re: Man Flu.

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Man flu, child birth, phhhha child’s play..........Try a bad attack of gout in your knee! Then you will know what pain is, I had to crawl to the bog. 😳
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Re: Man Flu.

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Nah, pales into insignificants compared to acute sciatica. I have suffered on and off for thirty odd years and not common or garden sciatica but "man sciatica" 😉
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